Before there was Golden Girls

There was Soap. Brought to you from the same, filthy minds.



And before there was cheesecake, there was that ring concoction. How can you have horny old women without cheesecake?

Someone with more time than either the sis or I could probably edit together an entire episode's worth of scenes fitting the Golden Girls formula. Needn't all be Soap clips, either. What I'm saying is someone do this. I demand it.