A day in the life of Mary Ann Ramirez

Ok, so today I woke up and felt eye boogers in the corner of my eyes. So I took them out with my fingers, and boy they were crusty and big and gross. You should have seen it. They were HUGE. Then I brushed my teeth, my tongue and the side of my cheeks. I rinsed my mouth three times before gargling. Afterward I got dressed and put on my best jeans and my Joy Division shirt, and oh my God, I looked hot! I brushed my hair and after that I got static-y hair. Once I finished that I hopped into my car and drove to to BJ's and oh God, I was behind this slow idiot. He must have been going 25 in a 40 zone. And there was construction on the road, too. My CD kept skipping and it was on my favorite song too! Once I got to BJ's, I parked and waited for my friends to arrive and once they arrived, we had to wait for an HOUR before we got seated. AN HOUR! Ughhhh! Once we got seated I got a Pepsi, along two of my other friends. The other friend got a Root Beer. For ten minutes I was trying to figure out what to eat when I finally decided on a mini vegetarian deep dish pizza. It took 15 minutes before we got our food. Oh my God, I was so hungry! I inhaled the whole pizza in about five minutes. Afterward, I was ready for desert so two of my friends and I decided to split a trio of pizookies. They're pizza shaped cookies with ice cream on top. We got peanut butter, white macodamia nut and triple chocolate. Oh my goodness!!! They were soooo goood! It was like, Heaven in my mouth. Amazing stuff. Once we finished desert, all of us went outside and took pictures of ourselves. I must've looked horrible at that point. After that, I got into my car and drove home. Then I went into my brother's room and told him I was home. He said he wanted shakes, so I went to go take him. But before I drove him to McDonald's to get the shakes, I called my mom. I was on the phone with her for 15 minutes! We were just talking about her surgery next week and the kind of pills that make her sick. Then I drove my brother to McDonald's to get a shake and a side of fries. Then I came home, got into my jammies and started hanging out online. And now, here I am writing this entry. I'm sleepy, so I think I'm going to hit the hay. See you guys later!