Horse F(eath)ers

Well that's just

2011-08-04T21:58:00.000-07:00

samples: Newsradio, Anchorman, Marilyn Monroe from somewhere or another, and the Clapper adsimages: Marilyn Monroe (all credit to the individual photographers) and artworks both modern and pre-modern and so forth.

(in the bu)tt)

2011-07-09T20:38:00.000-07:00

clips: Andy Griffith Showsample: Andy Griffith ShowI've been absent from the internet. With this I herald my return.

Defacing Steranko for gifs and giggles

2011-07-04T20:59:00.000-07:00

j4

2011-07-04T14:43:00.000-07:00

(Kirby)(Kirby & Simon)(Byrne)(Garney)

Speaking of Slanted

2011-07-04T11:37:00.000-07:00

Because I could not stop for loveLust kindly stopped for meHer carriage held, but justOurselves and Immortality

Koolalala (It's the way we refresh when we're doing our thang)

2011-07-03T00:41:00.000-07:00

For myself, for my country, for my half of the blog and for my paper-thin skin I had to throw something else up here. Had to smush the trash down an inch. Had to.This video's less jittery, if nothing else. And it's nothing else.clips:Bad Girls Do Cry (1965)LOST NBC TELEVISION OUTAKES & BLOOPERS 1950's (compiled by TVdays)1950s Kool Aid Commercial

2 steps forward, 1.95 steps back

2011-07-02T23:14:00.000-07:00

Oh so jittery. No clue why. And that inversion effect at the tail end of the song's intro? That's the pits. Don't subject yourself to this. Don't. Only my eyes need be sacrificed. That's two eyes too many.clips:HMS Pinafore (dir. Rodney Greenberg, 1982)Die Fledermaus (cond. Carlos Kleiber w/ Bavarian State Orch., 1987)samples:3s & 7s -QOTSAHot For Teacher -Van HalenRock Show -PeachesAnchorman (

Girl Wonder, Robyn Wayne

2011-07-01T17:05:00.000-07:00

Phyllis, Don't Wear the Rings

2011-06-29T20:56:00.001-07:00

don't look at me

2011-06-29T18:54:00.001-07:00

Lucky Strives

2011-06-29T13:45:00.000-07:00

By Webster's definition this is definitively, defiantly an example of progress. It's slightly less mistake-ridden. I am progressing./bangs head against deskclips: Forbidden Images (CineGraphic, 2007), Wings (1927), I Married Joan, Nightmare Weekend, Lucky Strikes - Square Dancesamples: Touch Too Much (AC/DC), I and I Survive (Bad Brains), Ain't Misbehavin' (Fats Waller?)

Manic Inertia

2011-06-29T11:45:00.001-07:00

I sometimes wonderWhether I have the Gumption, sheer Verve or the NerveTo quit with the fidgeting, wavering and weaving. The longer I wait, the madder the dash

Drawings, n'est pas?

2011-06-28T16:15:00.000-07:00

I haven't drawn anything in about two years. The only subjects I am capable of drawing are people. According my artist friends, people are the hardest things to draw. Mind you, I draw somewhat decently. I might get back into it this summer. I just need a good subject to draw.Scarlett Johansson was the first person I ever attempted to draw. As you can see, I can't do shit with hands. It's screwy

Evil Woman I (Throw My Hands Up)

2011-06-28T15:42:00.000-07:00

Another lesson learned: Don't delete video files before you're absolutely positive you won't want to re-edit the video. So I have to leave this one as is, overlong Debbie Drake segment and all.clips: Debbie Drake Show, Ella Waldek vs. Jane Mull, Ernie Kovacs, It Could Be You, Phil Silvers Showsamples: Evil Woman (Black Sabbath), Corpus Christi (Avengers), I Wish You Love (Blossom Dearie), Make Me

Zine thing

2011-06-28T01:37:00.000-07:00

More on that story later. Grammatical and everything.Incidentally, I would love to go back in time to, say, the eighties and blow all the 'zinesters away with my tubular future 'zine and print tech. So if anyone out there working on that kind of thing can hook me up that'd be really great. I've often considered a career in loaning myself out to super science experimentation.

When The Eyes Get Wise

2011-06-27T23:39:00.000-07:00

Aggravating day. Here, have some eye.

Life's Weary Chase

2011-06-26T21:38:00.000-07:00

Clips:"Alice's Wonderland", by Ub Iwerks and partner.Samples: "Tea for Two" by Blossom Dearie"Joker in the Pack" by The Adicts"Into the Void" by Black Sabbath

Nicki Stanwyck

2011-06-26T00:01:00.000-07:00

That was fun. Nicki Minaj sketch done by Un Willing. Lingerie shot for King Magazine, scanned and watermarked by egotastic. At least one still of Barbara Stanwyck from Double Indemnity. The rest? Internet is not forthcoming on the subject.

Foul Follow-up (and not a feathered fiend to be seen)

2011-06-25T17:25:00.000-07:00

Ugh.File under lessons learned in the fine art of not biting off more than can be chewed. I had ambitions. This video was to have animations, a narrative structure. It was to be a thing of beauty. Or was it to be? It was not at all. To be at all a thing. My head is wunky tonky; syntax is a luxury. Anyway, after a while I just gave up and threw some undifferentiated images together with no concern

The Father, The Son and The "Pineapple Express"

2011-06-24T11:06:00.000-07:00

I wrote this essay this past semester in my film studies class. My professor was your stereotypical film snob, and in fact resembled Woody Allen in a lot of ways. When my professor gave us the assignment to analyze a film and its inner workings, he told us to chose a film that was deep and meaningful. Something that provoked some sort of thought process. He said if we felt that a Farelly Brothers

Bat A Man

2011-06-23T19:20:00.000-07:00

More on this later(Original image found here, there and everywhere.)

Eaten

2011-06-22T22:59:00.000-07:00

Ian (1993-2009)

2011-06-22T19:58:00.001-07:00

This was my very first car. Got it in the summer of '08. I was 19 years old and just got my driver's license. I named my car "Ian", after Ian Curtis of Joy Division. Every time I started the car it would make this deep, rumbling noise that reminded me of Curtis' timber. "Ian" may have not had air conditioning, which annoyed my brother, but he sure had a great heater, which made the bro complain a

Do Not Wake The Chocolate Thing

2011-06-22T00:07:00.000-07:00

It is like The Ring. What happens next?!Interrobang

Brimfuls and Beyond

2011-06-21T20:27:00.000-07:00

We were tossing ashes into the ocean today. Me, the sis, that guy and of course the ashes. Unfortunate that her birthday falls on the first day of summer. Would've preferred less bystanders to the act. Not a crowd but more than too many. We didn't have much of a moment besides a bit of talk, some soothing words we knew had to be said, for solemnity's sake and maybe for ours, but it was a moment

Experiments in Experimenting and other great somethings

2011-06-21T19:36:00.000-07:00

This is me taking my new video editing software for a spin. Feel free to not watch. I know I won't. Acknowledgements beneath. (Heroic Hint: Everything is Terrible did most of the work.)Video clips:"The Prop Comic Preacher" from Everything is Terrible(http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2010/08/prop-comic-preacher.html)"200 Christmases In 2 Minutes" from Cinefamily(http://vimeo.com/16628606)And

I'm kinda feeling the "Empty Nest" theme song

2011-06-20T14:57:00.001-07:00

I've this theme stuck in my head all day long. It's so damn catchy!

Sunday, Still Funky

2011-06-19T02:47:00.000-07:00

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Before there was Golden Girls

2011-06-18T23:48:00.000-07:00

There was Soap. Brought to you from the same, filthy minds.And before there was cheesecake, there was that ring concoction. How can you have horny old women without cheesecake?Someone with more time than either the sis or I could probably edit together an entire episode's worth of scenes fitting the Golden Girls formula. Needn't all be Soap clips, either. What I'm saying is someone do this. I

Saturday Night, Feel Alright

2011-06-18T18:21:00.000-07:00

Gonna have Some Fun. C'mon, all and one.T G I F h o ' u a d m n n k k y

You know you want to!

2011-06-18T17:27:00.000-07:00

Outside a barber shop. Oh yeah!

I can't wait until blogger offers a laugh track

2011-06-17T20:55:00.000-07:00

One Year

2011-06-11T22:41:00.001-07:00

So it has been a year since anyone has done anything on this damn thing. But don't fret--we're making a comeback! And yes, I will finish my top ten films of the decade even though it's half way through 2011.

It's a new video!

2010-06-22T21:43:00.000-07:00

A new video by Henry and Chick. Music by Henry, video by Chick. It's awesome, so you should check it out!

Crank Dat Stereo(type) Up: an analysis of a brutally bad song

2010-04-14T03:34:00.000-07:00